This purpose of writing this blog is three-fold:
1) So that I can say that I have a blog. I honestly never read blogs nor do I think they are really anything special. In general, I don't like reading and I don't expect anyone to like reading what I write. However, the idea of being able to say "Read my blog" or "Yeah, I'll put that in my blog" is 100% appealing to me.
2) Because I have spare time right now. I'm currently waiting to play sticks but we only have three people and everyone else is either taking a test, studying for a test, or writing an article due in three hours (which leaves at least 2 hours now for sticks, so I don't see how that is a valid excuse at all). I generally have spare time, but that is not because I am a business major. However, there is no doubt my choice to be a math major helps. It is not the only reason I have spare time, but I will get to that in a later theorem of life (most notable the Point-to-Time Ratio Theorem, my cornerstone theorem). A quick note to majors and spare time: bad choices include but are not limited to: Art Studio, English/French double major.
3) So that I can educate the world on the keys to life. My Point-to-Time Ratio Theorem in particular can be applied to almost any life situation and I fully expect it to make me famous and rich. However, anyone who reads my blog can get this information for free. This information can do wonders for your life and I laugh in people's faces when they tell me about their problems that can be solved by a direct application of the Point-to-Time Ratio Theorem.
A few notes about the blog:
1) I will probably get bored with it and never make another post. This is just a fact of life, I get bored with things. Furthermore, as soon as I get a fourth for sticks, I'm going to submit this post as is and probably not revisit this site until after break. And honestly I don't think I'm going to remember my log-in password, this site made me do something pretty crazy. On the plus-side, I don't think my blog will be hacked.
2) This blog will probably have terrible grammar. I don't care, and I hate proof-reading. Therefore, I vow to never read my post before I submit it.
3) This blog, if it continues will end up being completely random. I don't have a lot of ideas/theorems (although I like to think I do), so I will take input from anyone. Also, I'd much rather write about something more interesting, so I will.
4) It may or may not have humor. I don't expect anyone to read it, so I am not writing it with the intention of pleasing someone. And I think my jokes are only good in person.
So what is this blog about? I have a lot of theorems on life, most of which are fairly ridiculous and controversial. However, many of them are absolutely brilliant, for real. I want to write about them and hopefully put names to them so that I can organize them for my book that I will have someone write for me, most likely Tara since she wants to be an author. My blog scratches her back, she scratches mine.
Also, I am a math major, so I know what a Theorem is. My ideas are not theorems, they are theories. However, theorems have cool things like corollaries and lemmas so that helps. More importantly, the name theoriesonlife.blogspot.com as well as theoriesoflife.blogspot.com were both taken. Do not read those blogs.
Well the finance test just finished so the business majors (a.k.a. the halo players) are ready, so I expect the box to be fired up any second now. Turn on the beats and let the farming begin!
On the note of Halo, my name The Prof is in reference to my Halo name.
